Shenanigans! Trifling Little Shenanigans!

So today was silly. 

Just downright bizarre and my mood has definitely been reflective of that. 

I had that extra strut today, that memorable swag I so gracefully ingest each city I live in with.

Until people know me from my walk, and recognize me by it. 

It defines me, especially on days like today when it is so prominent.

I call it my butch catwalk strut.

It's really just my stride. I have long legs, and I know how to use them..

I think it might be because I got good sleep last night.

Maybe, I wasn't even trying to get out of bed today, wasn't even having it.

Probably because I downed a whole bottle of wine ( those big ole ghetto $8.79 wines)

If I had gotten up, I'd probably be hungover from it.

Eew. Now, of course when I want to go to bed there is no rest for the wicked. 

Eh, weary s the head that wears the crown.

Hope I don't quote that too much in my writing, I do in life. I'll have to go back to previous entries and have my non existent editor edit that out. Lol. 

My editor said she very much indeed does exist and that is not funny. 

We are now fighting. 

Another one on my list of fights! It never ends!!!

Alas, I will make it through this, like I have overcome all of my struggles. 

I am a survivor, I'm not gone give up.

So- 

There are many things about you that I know that you don't yet. 

That is you are Gay. 

There I said it. Now go on with your Gay self! 

Ok, you're not Gay, you just have strange repressed memories and Mommy/Daddy issues. 

We all do, it's ok. 

Hope there is something Cashmere in that walk in Closet you live in. 

Well, you know what your own personal problems and demons are, as do I. 

I'm not here to rub the, in your face I'm here to help you realize them.

Why? Cuz I've nothing else to do, and we both live for this shit anyways.

It's alright, take a deep breathe and lay back now. 

I will soothe you with my sweet breath and whispers of sweet nothings in your right ear, while I gently caress and finger fuck your left one. Oh my god, wait hold up there! Woah buddy! 

Sorry- ahem. I got side tracked. 

Where was I? 

Busy talking about nothing. 

Happy there. Wasting the internet away with my stupid ideas. 

Happily. Happily. 

K.J. Dominick's does it for the children. 

If this post made any sense to you, then you need to seek medical attention immediately. 

If not, then you have no soul.

Win win for me

Love your Children,

K.J. Dominick's 

Really. I love your kids. Keep having them! 

They are so cute when they are little which lasts for like a year and then they suck more and more each year! 

I mean I live you and that wretched snotty offspring of yours! Good work! 

Oh, it accidentally said something funny! How- cute. 

Bye. 

Sniff you jerks later